Trey Dunn Helps Plan a Wedding: Part One!

Designing Invitations:

“We don’t need all those papers. We can just send out index cards. I have lots of those! But we don’t need all those RSVPs, tissue paper, extra envelopes and other things.”

On graphic of kissing fish on invitation: “Those fish aren’t even from the ocean.” After hours of Googling and compromising- “Now those fish are from around here.”

Sending the Invitations:

“I invited all the people I absolutely had to invite.”

“I can’t invite that person cause I don’t want to invite their office mates.”

“We can’t invite a milliondy people.”

Guest book ideas:

“What if we just have people sign a piece of sand so that we can spread them on the beach and remember people when we go there.”

“Oh better let’s have people sign fish and then we can eat them. We will remember that.”

Wedding Registry:

“Oh we should delete that.” (Everything Amanda added)

While looking at ideas page: “That’s a bunch of stuff people don’t need. I don’t know why they would put all that on there.”

Wedding Decorations:

“Do we really need decorations?”

“ What good are those.” (Concerning all decorations)

"You looking at that girl porn?" aka wedding decorations on Pintrest.

Amanda asks him to build pallet beach seating: “That’s ridiculous and would take me a million years.”

Seating Assignments:

June: (Trey) “We really need seat assignments.”

September: (Amanda) “How is the seating arrangement coming along?”

November: (Trey) “ I don’t think we need seat assignments, that’s a lot of work!”

On His Clothes as GROOM:

“I don’t need to buy anything. I can just grab something from the closet the day before.”

“I am not, not picking out my clothes to torment you. It is just that I don’t care.”

On deciding on groomsmen:

“Can’t we just wait and see who shows up?”

“If we make our wedding a costume party, I can just pick the best costumes as my groomsmen!”

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